a future husband.
better get engaged fast by first symptoms.    
symptoms just like d'pabba:  
1. thinning hair, but  
2. filling plautze. 
3. desire for keeping the schlappen on, even outside. 
4. aroundwalking with open pants after scheisshaus. 
5. allgemein looking like a depp, because he suddenly  
6. thinks the wortspiel is very funny.  
7. having the tongue out of his mouth, bacause he is geifering for other ladies.    

possible similarities to myself are just sad.